Footballers are often maligned for their intelligence but no-one can dispute that they have provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and "Pulled Off at Half-Time" is the ultimate collection of these hilarious comic offerings. The title, inspired by a famous Rodney Marsh quote too risque to repeat here, sets the standard for the 1000 quotes from and about the most famous names in football. Contents *The Premier League Teams*Night Clubs*Training *Clothing*Terrace Songs and Chants*Referees *Managers*Directors*Fans*Stadiums*Antics*International Duty*Goalkeepers*Wives and Girlfriends*Victory *Defeat*Relegation*Haircuts*Commentators*Great Players